It's like the hoodie, but there's a zipper! If you want something to do before and after Mr. Selin's class, zipping and unzipping a hoodie is a great thing to take up that time. Or you could socialize, but that's rediculous.
Want to be as lit as Mr. Selin? Get the most lukewarm decently-softest merch in the game! Some kids like yellow spots on their hoodies (wonder what that is) and some kids like to wear their dad's but the Whale Hoodie beats them all with its whale powers.