It's like the hoodie, but there's a zipper! If you want something to do before and after Mr. Selin's class, zipping and unzipping a hoodie is a great thing to take up that time. Or you could socialize, but that's rediculous.
The Selin merch just keeps getting better! Come be with our "supreme" teacher, and maybe have a whale with it.
Whale Long Sleeve
The Mr. Selin official merch will "chill" with you for the winter! Wear it by the fireside, at a funeral, or in Mr. Selin's classroom!
Want to be as lit as Mr. Selin? Get the most lukewarm decently-softest merch in the game! Some kids like yellow spots on their hoodies (wonder what that is) and some kids like to wear their dad's but the Whale Hoodie beats them all with its whale powers.
Tough Cookie Hoodie
Be a tough cookie. Wear a tough cookie. Eat a tough cookie. YOU ARE NOW A COOKIE.
ForkKnife Tri-Blend Tee
Hottest merch for the hottest game! Grab the all-new ForkKnife tee while it's here. Starring our newest material, tri-blend, this shirt will actually be soft!
Handdrawn Hunting Rifle
The perfect no-scoping tool. Leave a review as a request for other guns, bc i can do it!